you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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