i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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