i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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