Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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