I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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