Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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