Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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