Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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