someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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