my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
