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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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