There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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