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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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