I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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