I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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