Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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