my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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