Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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