I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
