You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
party gras won. party gras always wins.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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