i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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