i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Randomize
