people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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