this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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