Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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