I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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