Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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