I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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