So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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