i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
