hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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