Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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