Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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