Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
