We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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