But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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