elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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