Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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