Yo dont text me then not text me
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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