I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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