They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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