i would punch a child for taco bell
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
why do cheetos always look like penises
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm really busy with my period
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