Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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