You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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