I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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