Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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