I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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