This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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