do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
