Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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