im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
either way he was missing a nipple.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
His nipple licking is glorious
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