This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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