I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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