So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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